Friday, June 18, 2010


My recent report that suggested Abe Vigoda had died broken and penniless of auto-erotic asphyxiation in a Calcutta brothel was incorrect.

Mr. Vigoda, sources say, is alive and in good spirits in Westwood where he shares an upscale town home with his devoted beagle
Wojciehowicz and an enravishing, pouty-breasted UCLA sophomore identified only as "Miranda."

Your New Bad Habit regrets the error.

Red Faced,
Denny DelVecchio