Advance #39: The Most Magical Song In The Fucking Universe

Was there ever a time in your life when you saw a gleaming fork in the road shimmering regally before you--one that you knew in your heart would forever alter your future and, perhaps, the future of many others as well?

Denny had such a moment 7 minutes ago when my tender ears had the divine privilege of letting this beautiful nugget of sonic perfection ravish my senses and inspire my loins.

What was looking to be an evening of trolling Craigslist Casual Encounters in the hopes of securing a meaningless genital merger with a 51 year old, thrice-divorced meth princess with wooden teeth became, with one listen, an ethereal sexpedition-to-be into all of the verboten caves of earthly pleasure that downtown Phoenix's starry evening can possibly hurl at me.

God bless you and your emergency room-pumped stomach, Rodney.

Getting My Freak On,
Denny DelVecchio