Tuesday, March 29, 2011

From The Bag of Tricks: My Imaginary, Illustrated French Family (Advance #34)

I'm so glad that I can finally introduce you to my cool, hastily-drawn French family.

Meet Henri, Sophie, Jean-Luc and Thérèse DelVecchio. They're the greatest.

What?  Hiding them from you?

Au contraire, mon ami. Denny just needed to wait until the right time to tell you.

I had to make sure that you'd be truly happy for us--without a hint of the cankered jealousy that you unfurled upon learning of the white hot groin-vacation I enjoyed with your sister-in-law at the 2005 North Mesa Clogger's Retreat.

Anyway, I'm off to engorge myself in Sophie's trademark grenouille aubergine, followed by a spongebath from the beguiling Thérèse, who, by the way, just finished her first year at Sarbonne.  (That's Denny's college girl!)

Merci Beaucoup,
Denny DelVecchio


singlegirlie said...

You've come a long way since the turtle, Denny. Clearly, art school is paying off.

And I l ike Therese's (apologies for lack of accents) sleeves. They're real big. But not as much as I like the wallpaper.

Bearman said...

The family is pictured as boy boy girl girl but you introduced them as boy girl boy girl so now I don't know which is which.

Unless Therese is the father.

Laura said...

Viva la DelVecchio!!!!

Anonymous said...

Gosh that clog dancing sure attracts the sexy girls doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

I've also found myself engorged after sampling Sofie's grenouille aubergine.

Trishothinks said...

I have a secret French family too...I just haven't found them yet.
Je voudrais parler Francais tout le temps.