More Than a Feeling is blaring from AM radios. The summer tourist crush is unfolding. Main Street is satiated, and waves of jaunty visitors are having the times of their lives.
Then the bodies start piling up.
It could be a horrifying, gender-confused psychopath. Or a gang of motorcycle riding, machete-wielding toughs. Or even a creature from beyond, hell bent on making planet Earth its own wanton reproductive playground.
What's your next move, Chief Brody?
You want Denny's advice? Take a quick peek under the water. And I don't mean at the coquettish bikinis painted on the ample-bosomed enchantresses frequenting Amity's beaches.
I'm talking about a whole new brand of dorsal-finned horror.
Something that scientists in 2010 are now calling a "Shark."
I've been swimming with sharks. It was pretty awesome.
PS Date night, Denny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o
Denny, you told me it was safe to make love in the water while I was on my period. And now look what's happened.
If those are ample bosoms, then I'm totally stacked!
(Again, not to brag.)
I think your ample bosomed enchantresses are adorable
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