It is with a touch of sadness, my virulent DelVecchians, that Denny Dance must now share with you some unsettling news.
That fussy little ladyboy that calls himself my boss, Easy Ed Verhowski, has transferred me to a new position in Kenosha, Wisconsin, effective immediately.
While I remain skeptical that Kenosha is a real city and Wisconsin is a real state, I must abide by the rotund dicklord's orders.
Now the real problem--complete relocation and new digs that may or may not have what some people are calling "the internet."
So I will bid a humble good-bye to you all. Not forever, but for now. I hope to be back online and deep into your panties by Christmas. I'll try to check in on Facebook when I can and, yes, I will continue to reply to all fanmail and tit-shots at my personal email address, email@example.com.
Denny would still lovingly impregnate you all at a moment's notice. Let that fact keep you warm when the cold winds blow.