Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Regress #51: His Gateway Drug to Abject Human Failure

This gay subtext-drenched lovely started grandpops DelVecchio down his sodden, failed marriage-pocked, skank-ridden luge run to nowhere.

But, from time to time, I still managed to shake a couple loose for Denny when the old man was passed out.

Reminiscing,
Denny DelVecchio

8 comments:

Vod Beuf said...

Tucking?

frigginloon said...

OMG, I'm guessing those floozies are floating down the Tallahassee.

Could the dude pull his pants up any higher? That's one hell of a wedgie!

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman said...

Just so you know, Chevy Chase was my first true love.

I even lost my virginity to the theme song from Caddyshack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFGpgt4EC3I

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Vodka: Oh I think you know which tree Denny's barking up.

@Loon: I've relayed your comment to him. He expressed embarrassment and apologized.

@Quinntastic: Don't sell yourself short, Dr. You're a tremendous slouch.

Kernut the Blond said...

Where do you find this stuff??!

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

Denny, what do you think of Biz Markie? Will you ever put up a song on Youtube by the Biz?

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Kernut: Denny drinks it in and excretes it in rainbow hues.

@Vodka: I like his early shit with Generation X.

nursemyra said...

I bet those wives hate being the beard at every picnic