Regress #20: Plastic Surgery

I don't have any fancy advanced degrees, and my only past cosmetic surgery involved my Genghis Khanian prostate gland.

But I can securely assert that I'm never going to a nose mechanic that posts a billboard of himself sipping a glass of champagne and cradling a fucking cat with a bow-tie.

Especially if said lip-deflowering butcher practices medicine on Miccosukee Road.

And you thought Denny Dance didn't have old fashioned values.

Perpetually yours,
Denny DelVecchio