Friday, May 21, 2010

Denny's Not Well

If you had ever suffered from a clinical case of Genital Retraction Syndrome, perhaps you could better understand why walking--let alone posting hysterical, family-friendly bites of comic platinum--is nearly impossible for me right now.

Pray for your boy Denny.  If you think it will help me in any way, offer to ritually sacrifice something of value to you in order to more quickly allow me to heal.

In lieu of flowers or gifts, please make a cash donation in your name to morbidly obese fuckwad Jonah Hill.

Low,
Denny DelVecchio

2 comments:

Judd said...

Hey, Jonah Hill is a beautiful, spiritual multi-talented artist and thespian, you pathetic internet hack.

Signed,
Judd Apatow

Denny DelVecchio said...

I loved Freaks and Geeks. I liked 40 year old Virgin. I tolerated Knocked up. And I struggled to get through Twilight.