Friday, May 7, 2010

Regress #18: The Golden Girls As Sex Objects

No thank you.

I must politely decline.

Can I take a raincheck?

It's not you, it's me.

Most of my male acquaintances right now are trying to turn me on to the feminine wiles of the decade-heavy Methuselas to the left.

And don't get Denny wrong--he has a taste for the lusty wine that can spring from well-aged grapes.

But with all due respect, I just can't recline with someone I've looked up to as a 3rd, 4th, 5th or 6th grandmother since the late 80s.

However, if rib-tickling sitcom delight is the order of the day, I'm doubling down on this gentle quadrangle of laughter.

No Need To Thank Me,
Denny DelVecchio

2 comments:

Blanks said...

You are just dead bang wrong delvecchio.

Anonymous said...

May Bea strike you down where you stand.