To that end, I'd like to share my four favorite maxims (at least the ones that don't get to dance the night away with F List celebs).
Use them as you see fit. Perhaps they will start you down the road to true DelVecchianism:
"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it."
- Robert Frost
"There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far less than the long-range risks and costs of comfortable inaction."
- John F. Kennedy
"In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy."
-Jeff Portnoy
Culturally Enlightened,
Denny DelVecchio
