Denny's "Super" Pick

Lehigh 66
American University 59

You're welcome, DelVecchians.

Send panties.

Not Greek,
Denny DelVecchio

From The Bag Of Tricks: Severing Diplomatic Relations (Advance #27)

In a fiery display of solidarity with this site's longtime allies in Seoul, Your New Bad Habit today formally cut all diplomatic ties with Pyongyang, catapulting its often percussive relationship with the cloistered state into icy new territory.

Besides my preternatural disdain for pygmy despots hell-bent on feasting on the loins of power at any cost, that lock-step marching video they always play on Fox and Friends creeps Denny the fuck out.

The truth is that I'm willing to settle this whole thing right now in the same manner by which hundreds of generations of rivals have: erotic jello wrestling.

The ball's in your court now, 'Lil Kim.

With Much Pride,
Denny DelVecchio

Advance #27: Severing Diplomatic Relations

In a fiery display of solidarity with this site's longtime allies in Seoul, Your New Bad Habit today formally cut all diplomatic ties with Pyongyang, catapulting its often percussive relationship with the cloistered state into icy new territory.

Besides my preternatural disdain for pygmy despots hell-bent on feasting on the loins of power at any cost, that lock-step marching video they always play on Fox and Friends creeps Denny the fuck out.

The truth is that I'm willing to settle this whole thing right now in the same manner by which hundreds of generations of rivals have: erotic jello wrestling.

The ball's in your court now, 'Lil Kim.

With Much Pride,
Denny DelVecchio

Adenoids Frighten Me

For the love of Visigoth ruler Alaric the Lesser, excise your trans-species freak boy's adenoids before the villagers come with torches and pitchforks and end this themselves. (By the way...he has your eyes.)                                   

Sincerely,

Denny DelVecchio

Regress #9: Funny Ordie

Who the hell is Ordie anyway?

Doesn't really matter because with the exception of a lone Farrell offering, I regret to inform them that Ordie is not funny at all. Not one bit.

All my best,
Denny DelVecchio