Showing posts with label A Little Bit Like Matt Brand?. Show all posts
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Advance #79: What You Missed This Week

I pertain to one or more of these
. . . besides Denny's sleek, hairless gams and winning smile, that is. May you have a wonderful time at your gay grandfather's farm this weekend.

In the meantime, a winsome look back at the week that was:

Life Begins at Thought About Pussy Bill fails by three votes in South Carolina Assembly.

Toledo screenwriter surges to 317,000 on E!'s 2011 Hollywood Power List.

Tom Cruise straight rumors dismissed through rep as "Ridiculous."

Portly man you've never met wants high five.

Patient teen explains difference between Akon and T.I. to Danish grandfather.

Weiner scandal gives temporary reprieve to 8,000 marginal stand up comedians. 

Source: 27 Bruins got to first base with Stanley Cup last night.

Porn Lothario  Evan Stone denies he's man in video not having sex.

Judicial election loser reflects on first 100 days on park bench.

All of me,
Denny DelVecchio

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Advance #55: Daniel Craig

Denny's secure enough to have this mouthwatering, seam-bursting fountain of masculine spermwater and his unbridled virility featured on this sacred page.

How about you?

Normal Heart Rate,
Denny DelVecchio