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Groundbreaking Gay Unicorn character now slated for Glee.
Jailed Bernie Madoff's rectum loses track of new investors' deposits.
Potential Bachmann-Palin ticket forces Christ to accelerate Earthly return.
Betty White: "Just watch me out-blowjob Ke$ha in 2011."
Almost home,
Denny DelVecchio
12 comments:
Bring on those gay unicorns!
Mad respect for Miley Cyrus for her humanitarian efforts. Damn Betty White for stealing my New Year's resolution in 2011.
I think Betty White should do some modern day pop diva songs like Pat Boone did in the day with Heavy Metal.
How did you know I wanted a Gay Unicorn for Christmas??
So much for my goal to out- blowjob Betty White...
Let's get cracking on producing actors for that Look Who's Talking flick, shall we?
I just love you.
@Good Nurse: Gay Unicorns for everyone!
@Vodka: One word for her--Polident. By her, I mean Ke$ha.
@Bear: Timbaland's in.
@Mars: Denny knows all, love. You'll come to see that.
@B: Still willing to assist in any way possible.
@Single: Denny's heading west. Start making the fertility chart.
@KAP: We have a lot in common.
Oh Denny, I fear that if you get this cutting edge with your journalism, "the man" is going to shut you down. I eagerly await reporting on the last story.
Anal sex jokes never do grow old... especially on Christmas Eve when you are doing the Anal Sex dance in your aunts living room prior to falling over in your chair.
@Doc Sin: Don't be afraid. Just take Denny's hand and let him lead you into tomorrow,
@KAP: You say that like I wasn't there.
Poor Betty's knees !!!!
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