Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Regress #51: His Gateway Drug to Abject Human Failure

This gay subtext-drenched lovely started grandpops DelVecchio down his sodden, failed marriage-pocked, skank-ridden luge run to nowhere.

But, from time to time, I still managed to shake a couple loose for Denny when the old man was passed out.

Denny DelVecchio


Vod Beuf said...


Anonymous said...

OMG, I'm guessing those floozies are floating down the Tallahassee.

Could the dude pull his pants up any higher? That's one hell of a wedgie!

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman said...

Just so you know, Chevy Chase was my first true love.

I even lost my virginity to the theme song from Caddyshack.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Vodka: Oh I think you know which tree Denny's barking up.

@Loon: I've relayed your comment to him. He expressed embarrassment and apologized.

@Quinntastic: Don't sell yourself short, Dr. You're a tremendous slouch.

Kernut the Blond said...

Where do you find this stuff??!

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

Denny, what do you think of Biz Markie? Will you ever put up a song on Youtube by the Biz?

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Kernut: Denny drinks it in and excretes it in rainbow hues.

@Vodka: I like his early shit with Generation X.

nursemyra said...

I bet those wives hate being the beard at every picnic