Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Advance #12: Gunther

Given the shambles my first marriage (and my life as an unabashed Sexecutioner) left me in, it's unlikely I'll feel the matrimonial tickle anytime soon.  But if I did, I think I'd give this fleshy jockmungo first crack at scoring a lifetime contract with my loins.

I know what you're thinking--"Sir Denny, you're a buhgina-chasing lovefool." Fair enough. Admittedly, I have a long history of availing myself of the fairer sex's feline gifts.

But it's Gunther.  And he'll touch any damn tra-la-la that he wants to.

Your Pleasureguide,
Denny DelVecchio


Anonymous said...

Sorta looks like you Denny. Maybe a good looking you? That's a compliment right?

susispice said...

is Gunther ricky martins new bf??

Denny DelVecchio said...

This is the 80s and Gunther's down with the ladies.

Anonymous said...