Thursday, January 6, 2011

Advance #65: The Best Thing In The History Of The Internet



Denny will simply step aside and let the magic happen.

Heat and Intensity in my Penis,
Denny DelVecchio

11 comments:

singlegirlie said...

OMG, two straight days of Denny? I'm beside myself.

You are right, Den Den. That is the best thing in the history of the internet, possibly the world.

Will you soothe my vagina with the power of your penis, Denny? Will you fill my rectum with sperm? Then buy me some shrimp from Long John Silver?

This woman has taught me so, so much.

feverbeaver said...

ahhh all penis' are not created equal...

this has been my problem all along...

this is why my last date blew me off... he had too much penis power... bastard... i aint hooked on the penis...

feverbeaver said...

by the way i added you to my blog roll :D

Dr. Cynicism said...

May the power of the penis be with you good sir.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Single: Yes to all questions.

@Beaver: You've clearly never had an amorous audience with Denny Dance.

@Doc Sin: You were considered. How does a 20% discount on the DVD sound?

justaskrod said...

I'm a little disturbed that this woman is out there telling everyone my secret.


...BREAK'N IT DOWN since 1983
Rod

Lucy Mae said...

Oh my... I didn't think it was possible, at the ripe old age of [neveryoumind] to learn new things about the mighty sword. Oh Denny, I wish we'd get the chance to share your heat...

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Rod: Breakin' like Turbo.

@Lucy Mae: You must be new here. My heat, metaphorically or otherwise, is available if you're at least 18 and presently in southern Wisconsin.

Lucy Mae said...

Denny, that ain't news to me, I've been around (here & there), it's just that I ain't anywhere near Wisconsin (Southern, or otherwise). I'll just have to settle in with this aching yearn for you. My, you are a sweetness...

womenarefrommars said...

Are you just stumbling on this? She has been my guru for years, man. Years. I think she even has her mom on as a guest sometimes... a role her mom clearly adores...

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Lucy: You're always a 48-72 hour bus ride from the Badger state.

@Mars: They're related? Casts some of my recent humpotheticals in a very different light.