Advance #75: A Royal Wedding For The Ages

The editors of this educational weblog would like to extend their heartiest of congratulations to Darvin Royal, formerly of Mission Viejo, California, and his comely Slavic bride, Dasha Misonova, on their recent nuptials in the lush and mysterious Pacific Ocean nation of Hawai'i.

Your New Bad Habit has officially designated Monday, May 2, 2011--exactly 46 days after the lovebirds first met online--as "Conception Day" for the young couple.

Blushing,
Denny DelVecchio