Your New Bad Habit on OBL

Although Denny had never heard of "Osama" bin Laden before the homicidal Sheik's recent demise, he still feels compelled to give all loyal DelVecchians the sensitive yet hard-hitting analysis of this watershed event that they have come to expect from Your New Bad Habit.

So, going to press this week, is Denny's OBL issue, which will include these breezy fluff-pieces so worthy of the maniacal fanatic:

Afterlife Mixup: Terror Chief Stunned to Only Find Homely 72 Year Old Virgin "Eileen" Awaiting Him in Paradise.

Reflective Nicki Minaj Admits Recent Track With Osama "Probably One Guest Jam Too Many."

Oh Someone's Bin Winning!: Toledo Mudhens an Amazing 3-0 Since Terror Honcho's Death.

U.S. Government Reportedly Buries Bin Laden at Sea in "Flattering Juicy Couture Ensemble."

A Contemplative America Eagerly Awaits Owl City's Latest Tweet on Osama's Demise.

Appropriately Reflective,
Denny DelVecchio