Advance #74: DelVecchio--A Ready Friend To Turn To

You and Denny have always been 2gether.

When you sought an empathetic, non-judgmental lover to tend to your piss fetish, Denny was there.

When you required a curvy, fully shaved figure model for your bi-weekly nude drawing club, Denny was there.

When you needed bus fare home from DelVecchio Ranch during that F-4 tornado last July, Denny was there.

And when you cried out for someone to join you at the Owl City concert at the Phoenix Rodeo back in 2010, Denny was there.

So it should come as no surprise that Wednesdays will, from here until the end of recorded history and/or until Gibralto the Destroyer ascends to claim his Earthly throne, be dedicated to answering your most vexing and spasmatic laughter-inducing queries of the heart.  

If you want your life to be a little better, drop Denny an email with your question by Monday nights and he will do his best to sift through the tens of them and get to yours.  Especially if it has a vagina shot with it.

Said email: dennydelvecchio@gmail.com

Saving humanity from itself yet again,
Denny DelVecchio