Regress #48: No Chance Of Succeeding

 

I just stumbled across this distended eyesore and his gruesome music video, and have two immediate reactions:

1. Why am I watching this when I could be lustily cyber-gazing upon an ample-bosomed Paphian servicing an entire bachelor party in the back room of a bedraggled Rotterdam discotheque?

2. This video will never gain any sort of popularity.  In fact, Denny suspects that he's one of perhaps a dozen or so unfortunate souls who have singed their eyes to it.  If all of you watch, the number could be upped to two dozen.

Eyesore,
Denny DelVecchio