Taylor Lautner Jacks Off Robustly To Taylor Lautner

Actually not tonight, honeypants.  He was too busy reading this column over at The Impersonals.

Join us there, won't you?

With Godly love,
Denny DelVecchio

Come Check Out Denny's New Gig, Sizzle Pants

Eyeball Denny Dance's debut single over at The Impersonals.  Now free for download to DelVecchians only.

Yes, it just may be about you.

Emotionally Bespectacled,
Denny DelVecchio

From The Bag of Tricks: Time For You To Pick Denny's Ink

Although Denny Dance has got what some like to refer to as "it going on," he still plans to ink it up this weekend courtesy of my boss "Easy" Ed Verhowski's by-the-hour mistress, Destinee, who was recently bequeathed a probationary online certification from the acclaimed Squaw of the Sun Dermis and Genital Modification Institute of Antigua.

Rather than gluttonously imposing my will on such a lofty, cumbrous decision, I'm going to allow my glorious hoard of DelVecchians to make the call for me.

So put down the bottle of Malibu, turn off the dwarf smut, and gather around your Dark Lord of Flesh, Denny, in what will certainly be the most important thing you have done thus far in your adult life.

Inkalicious,
Denny DelVecchio



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An Obious Choice

Has It All

Instant Street Cred

Also Instant Street Cred

Chicks Will Dig

Because I'm A Lyrical Poet

And Rod Roddy On the Left