Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Upcoming Your New Bad Habit Headlines



Denny has been called a cocktease, and he's earning the sweet moniker now by giving what some have referred to as a "sneak preview" of upcoming Your New Bad Habit stories.

Let the hype begin, DelVecchians.

Chimpanzees: Amoral, lice-ridden psychopaths aren't really so much like us after all

Otherwise average Boise man has freakish 7 inch clitoris

Mick Jagger: "I'd still fuck Mick Jagger"

Man of Asian descent ascends

Impoverished rapper reconsiders "wrecking the mic."

Des Moines couple agrees auto-erotic asphyxiation looked hotter on CSI: Miami

100% pure cane sugar still 100% rots the shit out of your kids' teeth

Building The Drama,
Denny DelVecchio

8 comments:

Love in the Dumps said...

How much you think that Love Hewitt is going for in this market?

Denny DelVecchio said...

Between $50-$100.

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

I can't wait to read about the Boise man. I don't feel so alone anymore.

nursemyra said...

Tell me more about this man from Boisie

singlegirlie said...

I say auto-erotic asphyxiation looks hotter on CSI: Denny.

And I never knew you were from Boise?

Karaoke Activity Partner said...

you forgot: "Karaoke Activity Partner knocked up again by Denny DelVechhio - her uterus is squatted in more than homeless shelter cot"... how dare you forget!

Denny DelVecchio said...

@KAP: Denny thinks about your uterus each and every day, love.

@Single/Vodka/Good Nurse: I'll meet you all in Boise. Friday night. Super 8. Room 217.

Anonymous said...

I'll be there Denny. With fingerless gloves.