Monday, October 11, 2010

Advance #59: The Most Awesomest Thing You've Ever Seen Ever


Over the course of my carnally-fruitful decades on this beautiful, silky-hipped Latin He-Ball the Sun most definitely revolves around, I have gained a well-deserved reputation for being a quick-witted, easy on the eyes pleasure serpent.

So Denny Dance knows that his opinions on the ebbs and flows of our cultural bellwethers are almost always spot on.

This humble video masterpiece is living, breathing, shitting proof. Watching it made me emotionally turgid. Hopefully it will do the same for you.

If it doesn't, you're not reading this sentence right now, anyway.

Saddle Up,
Denny DelVecchio

15 comments:

Dr. Cynicism said...

I simply... can't... generate... the proper... words. This video has stumped a PhD. You have won Denny. I have lost. Won or lost what exactly? I have no idea. Nothing makes sense anymore.

bluntdelivery said...

everyone loses to denny...

in the game of coolness. and sex god.

but i have to give you some major props for "emotionally turgid" - just when you think two words could never, EVER, or should ever work together...

there you go. proving the world wrong

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

This makes me feel so much closer to you now.

singlegirlie said...

I understand your cryptic proposition, Denny, and I accept. I'll be the monkey.

singlegirlie said...

BTW, I love your little pet names for me. Bellwether is exceptionally hot.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Doc Cyn: When Denny wins, everybody wins. And what is a PhD? Is that something to do with the oiliness of one's skin?

@Blunty:

Denny 1
World 0
Mel Gibson -542

@Vodka: You're so close you're behind me.

@Single: Agreed. I'm the pig. Saddle up.

Bearman said...

All fun and games till that monkey gets big and smushes the pig.

Love in the Dumps said...

and I thought I had a monkey on MY back, with my ex wife and all. HAHA! I DON"T HAVE AN EX WIFE! HAHAHA! ha. ok i'm gonna lie down for awhile.

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Bear: After they've procreated?

@Dumps: That monkey of yours isn't on your back, friend.

Nubian said...

no words... still stuck at emotionally turgid...

bschooled said...

It made me feel physically turgid.

(But I was feeling that way anyway.)

frigginloon said...

Flash forward a year... the pig is bacon and well monkey is a friggin organ grinder !

Denny DelVecchio said...

@Loon: We should all be so fortunate in this down economy.

@B: Feeling that way like Steve Perry, love.

@Nubian: At least seven words. BTW...no longer emotionally turgid.

nursemyra said...

Where's baby monkey's mama? Can I be his mama?

Karaoke Activity Partner said...

ummm... I'm not understanding why Pleasure Serpent wasn't linked to the photo of my ass.... I mean, Single Girl is an amazing composite of flesh, but I thought that was OUR code name for IT.... Did it all mean nothing to you? What about our retarded child? What about the children that could have been had you not gone out and bought the Raid and knitting needles?

I did provide you another shout out in my Mad Men review as well....

- Love, P.S.