Sunday, April 25, 2010
Regress #16: Ke$ha
A secretive, longstanding debt at last repaid to a childhood friend?
The bile-twinged fruits of an ignoble pact with the Prince of Lies himself?
The product of a morally-defunct skin video that has fallen in sinister, blackmailing hands?
Any of the above could explain how a certain hell-spawned record deal came to fruition.
And the barefaced lack of talent, charisma or basic human grooming demonstrated by the pasty witch that answers to Ke$ha--and makes Rihanna sound like an in her prime Aretha Franklin--demands a contrite confession. The time for such an accounting is nigh.
The blood dripping from our collective eardrums is on your hands, Dr. Luke. Make this right before your craven blonde Succubus maims again.
Indignant,
Denny DelVecchio
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4 comments:
I'd still hit that six ways to Sunday and then come back for more on Monday.
Please don't come back for more on Monday. Thank you.
She can outsing your punk azz Dennie.
And she's way cuter.
Boggs, I would put up any of my 2000 parts against any of her 2000 parts in a winner take all cage match.
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