Saturday, April 24, 2010

Advance #16: Your New Bad Habit Might Just Save Your Life

I'm proud to announce the results of a new study to be published in one of the leading health and fitness journals in North America:

Reading Your New Bad Habit for at least 90 minutes a week, when coupled with: (1) a low fat, high fiber diet;  (2) an hour or more of moderate cardiovascular exercise a day; and (3) no smoking, excessive drinking or illegal drug use, may contribute to a decreased risk of heart disease.

You came for a bawdy snicker or two.  You stayed because you wanted to live longer.

Good call, DelVecchians. Good call.

Dr. Feelgood,
Denny DelVecchio

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Art imitating life.

Rock on.

Anonymous said...

It made my cholesterol skyrocket overnight.

Denny DelVecchio said...

It will moderate. Give it time, minion.