Anti-Incumbency tidal wave claims Baltimore's Dog Warden.
Marcus Bachmann: "Village People's homosexuality was a hot, wet, delicious choice."
Goddard College student's toilet stall graffiti-themed folklore thesis garnering early Pulitzer buzz.
Franz Ferdinand now struggling to outsell actual Franz Ferdinand.
Medical Mystery: Everybody from 1896 either dead or missing.
Study: Lazy urban youth now engaging in The Half Dozens.
Labyrinth holding steady as Tom Cruise's 23rd best movie.
Self-Immolation Nation may go a touch too far, concede Fox Reality execs.
The Green Lantern reportedly not as good as that stupid whore Ella said it was.
I'm in like with you,
Denny DelVecchio
10 comments:
hmm... now that you mention it, where are all those people from the nineteenth century? i call shenanigans!
That's like the 1900s right?
The cowboy looks like Leonardo DiCaprio with a mustache. I always preferred the construction worker. How do you look in a hardhat, Denny?
"Labyrinth holding steady as Tom Cruise's 23rd best movie."
Did I just wet myself?
I'm interested in that medical mystery. Tell me more...
"Crotchless" are my favorite kind of chaps.
ps. I love it when you combine little words with big words.
michelle bachmann's news hole needs a plug and some feminine itch cream. i mean isn't it obvious?
I think her husband's gets a lot more attention.
Marcus Bachmann. Hi-lay.
Wait what? Marcus Bachmann displays feminine qualities?
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