Monday, July 18, 2011
Advance #81: Project Mindfuck
Anti-Incumbency tidal wave claims Baltimore's Dog Warden.
Marcus Bachmann: "Village People's homosexuality was a hot, wet, delicious choice."
Goddard College student's toilet stall graffiti-themed folklore thesis garnering early Pulitzer buzz.
Franz Ferdinand now struggling to outsell actual Franz Ferdinand.
Medical Mystery: Everybody from 1896 either dead or missing.
Study: Lazy urban youth now engaging in The Half Dozens.
Labyrinth holding steady as Tom Cruise's 23rd best movie.
Self-Immolation Nation may go a touch too far, concede Fox Reality execs.
The Green Lantern reportedly not as good as that stupid whore Ella said it was.
I'm in like with you,