Also a fantastic word? Turgid. Denny, you are the man.
And I swear to God, of all the people whose turgid members I want to see, probably the last person is Anthony Wiener. Goddamn. Would that I could unsee that picture. Forever now, gray briefs will repulse me. Help me, D, is what I'm saying.
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Also a fantastic word? Turgid. Denny, you are the man.
And I swear to God, of all the people whose turgid members I want to see, probably the last person is Anthony Wiener. Goddamn. Would that I could unsee that picture. Forever now, gray briefs will repulse me. Help me, D, is what I'm saying.
Help.
Just don't be inserting YOUR Weiner HERE!
Oh Denny, enough Weiner stuff. I'm so over it! Plus, I'm sending him a tweet. Got to run.
Haha - you said "insert."
Boy, did you ever!
@P-Lope: Just bought a new pack of Grey BVDs. I'm taking briefs back for America's women.
@Medrano: Did you get some?
@Doc Sin: What?
@B: What?
@Bear: Depends on where here is.
every summer fair should have a rocket weiner!
That's a real pussy wagon you got there, Den Den. You are supreme... the chicks'll cream.
(I know I am.)
P.S. I have been wanting to use Haywood Jablome somewhere and you have beat me to it.
@Single: You should see it when Denny hits the switches.
@Double P: spring, fall and winter, too.
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