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In the meantime, a winsome look back at the week that was:
Life Begins at Thought About Pussy Bill fails by three votes in South Carolina Assembly.
Toledo screenwriter surges to 317,000 on E!'s 2011 Hollywood Power List.
Tom Cruise straight rumors dismissed through rep as "Ridiculous."
Portly man you've never met wants high five.
Patient teen explains difference between Akon and T.I. to Danish grandfather.
Weiner scandal gives temporary reprieve to 8,000 marginal stand up comedians.
Source: 27 Bruins got to first base with Stanley Cup last night.
Porn Lothario Evan Stone denies he's man in video not having sex.
Judicial election loser reflects on first 100 days on park bench.
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