Super Sunday!

The only Super Bowl that Denny Dance cares about right now is the Super Bowl of Savings going on today only at the East McDowell Road Safeway. Go long, bargain seekers!

A special shout out this fine AM to Miss Ella Rubio, my 7th grade language arts teacher, who I fortuitously ran into yesterday at the bitchin' hot tub superstore that I've been known to frequent. Think Dame Judi Dench melded lovingly with your mother. Rubio apparently retired to Arizona three years ago. What are the chances? (Hint: Apparently 100% when Denny's involved.)

I don't want to speak out of turn, but I'm fairly certain our tender and introspective 35 minutes spent at the Phoenix Metro North Super 8 finally earned me that long-awaited A+.

Breathlessly,
Denny DelVecchio