Advance #3: My Chisled Face

I don't mean to brag.

I'm not here to boast.

Self-promotion is not my goal.

But, let's face it--I have a perfect visage that could have been a work of one of the great masters who chiseled faces for a living, and I'm not afraid to use it to get me whatever it is in this world that I desire.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Yours, 
Denny DelVecchio