Regress #53: Where Has My Sweet Gone?

You go to bed one early morning after a corpulent night of boxed wine, gouda and genital darts with the Kenosha County Junior College Drill Team thinking you'll have forever to tell those closest to you how they make you sweat.  How you've sized them up to potentially fill the sacred role of baby mama #2. How they move your bowels (in a good way).

And then, suddenly, you realize it was but a wild, wet, gorgeous filament of your vivid, NC-17 imagination.

Denny wants you back. Denny wants you back right the fuck now.

And I will hold my breath.

Reddening,
Denny DelVecchio