. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Advancing and regressing pop culture with Denny DelVecchio, the sexiest man in the universe
And holy shit, that was good, D. I'm so behind commenting. Firstly, congrats. Secondly, I will never be able to look at a pooper again without thinking "balloon knot" (so genius), thirdly, robustly is a fantastic word, and finally, the NY Jets Zubaz brings it all home. Honestly, there's a dude who lives across the street from me who is a Jets superfan and I now will not be able to avoid imagining him with his doubles partner. Nicely done. Oh, one last thing! Onanism is a thing? It sounds so official. Who knew all this time that I was practicing an ism when I ismed. Huh! Love, P
Ahhh, thanks for dropping by my love. May all of your "isms" be undertaken with Denny in mind.
"how to mine the sinister, ejaculate-sodden depths of what some are now calling The Information Superhighway."That was supposed be private, Denny. Only you can call my vagina The Information Superhighway.
Who knew knowledge could be so...enlightening? (... and by "knowledge" I mean things other people write on the Information Superhighway.)(...and by "enlightening" I mean "engorging.)(...and by "Information Superhighway I mean Sarah P's ladybits.)
@Sarah and Nikki: So many impure thoughts, so little time. You're making Denny's Kleenex budget double.
Denny, Denny, wherefore art thou, Denny?I miss your bulge. Please return.
Bulge always available, love. Always.
um. i miss you.still here, waiting with open arms.patiently.xoxox, blunt
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