Although Denny Dance has got what some like to refer to as "it going on," he still plans to ink it up this weekend courtesy of
my boss "Easy" Ed Verhowski's by-the-hour mistress, Destinee, who was recently bequeathed a probationary online certification from the
acclaimed
Squaw of the Sun Dermis and Genital Modification Institute of Antigua.
Rather than gluttonously imposing my will on such a lofty, cumbrous decision, I'm going to allow my glorious hoard of DelVecchians to make the call for me.
So put down the
bottle of Malibu, turn off the
dwarf smut, and gather around your
Dark Lord of Flesh, Denny, in what will certainly be the most important thing you have done thus far in your adult life.
Inkalicious,
Denny DelVecchio
Here are the candidates:
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| An Obious Choice |
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| Has It All |
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| Also Instant Street Cred |
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| Chicks Will Dig |
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| Because I'm A Lyrical Poet |
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| And Rod Roddy On the Left |
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10 comments:
Ahem. I think the obVious choice is MY name and visage on both butt cheeks. Although I do like the bear.
That is a terrible tattoo of my friend Kevin. Well he probably doesn't remember but we worked together and played football back in the day.
Pretty sure the low, projecting ears on those tattoo kids are an indication of fetal alcohol syndrome.
Checkerboard pattern on your face, ladies will love it.
I think the obvious choice is Vanilla Ice.
Can't stop looking at he Pattz/Tay-tay mack, therefore, that's the one. Chicks will dig it indeed.
@Single: I have the bear already. Sometimes it's a papa bear and sometimes it's a baby bear. You follow?
@Bear: Speaking of Bears, you're taking it well that K was picked for BSB. But then we wouldn't have Beartoons had it gone the other way.
@SP: Why do you think I grow my hair the way I do?
@Mike: Been there. Cars kept racing by me. (Note: worst comment response I've made in the site's history...apologies.)
@K: Perhaps you want to enlighten us on why it's so obvious...wink, wink...
@P: I had that before I even knew what Twilight was...except it was of Denny and myself.
Denny. I can't possibly choose. I think I need to see them all in real life first.
Can you get them all done so I can see them and decide then?
But you must. Get The Denny. Inner thighs only.
Possibly the worst collection I've ever seen
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