Over the course of my carnally-fruitful decades on this beautiful, silky-hipped Latin He-Ball the Sun most definitely revolves around, I have gained a well-deserved reputation for being a quick-witted, easy on the eyes pleasure serpent.
So Denny Dance knows that his opinions on the ebbs and flows of our cultural bellwethers are almost always spot on.
This humble video masterpiece is living, breathing, shitting proof. Watching it made me emotionally turgid. Hopefully it will do the same for you.
If it doesn't, you're not reading this sentence right now, anyway.
Saddle Up,
Denny DelVecchio
10 comments:
That is my new favoritest song ever. And yes, English is my first language, why do you ask? Also, all this time I never realized how much (I mean, exactly how much) of a douche Enrique is. I loved the wingman who introduced him at the club. Holy gah, my son's name is Henry. For the first time, I regret that decision.
Baby monkey! Oooh, baby monkey! Thanks for the good times, sexyman. Mwah!
Your well oiled love missile is the most awesome thing I've ever seen
I think the song is more awesome than the video.
I love posts that mention me. I am a cultural bellwether.
Legs wide open. xoxoxoxx
@P: You have impeccable taste, which is why you visit this site. Enrique has a hairpiece.
@Auntie: Told you never to contact me here.
@Bear: I like the new Miami Jam Re-mix.
@Single: Let's have sex.
Saw this video the other day...gotta tell its hysterical plus the monkey holding on so tight..give anything to understand the logic here...zman sends
Does Enrique's wingman stuff his crotch?
@Z: Sometimes life just doesn't make sense. Gotta embrace it.
@Good Nurse: Big time. Pitbull is hung like an inchworm.
I feel like this is a metaphor for my life right now. I'm not sure how. But I"m just sure.
@SLF: No idea what a metaphor is. Can I ride it, eat it, smoke it or drink it? If not, I'm probably out.
@F. Scott: It appears they already have. But I have a plan to stop it if need be. Stay tuned.
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