Wednesday, February 2, 2011

From The Bag Of Tricks: Ke$ha (Regress #16)


A secretive, longstanding debt at last repaid to a childhood friend?

The bile-twinged fruits of an ignoble pact with the Prince of Lies himself?

The product of a morally-defunct skin video that has fallen in sinister, blackmailing hands?

Any of the above could explain how a certain hell-spawned record deal came to fruition.

And the barefaced lack of talent, charisma or basic human grooming demonstrated by the pasty witch that answers to Ke$ha--and makes Rihanna sound like an in her prime Aretha Franklin--demands a contrite confession. The time for such an accounting is nigh.

The blood dripping from our collective eardrums is on your hands, Dr. Luke.  Make this right before your craven blonde Succubus maims again.

Indignant,
Denny DelVecchio

7 comments:

Johnny Utah said...

She has very witty lines though. "Don't be a little bitch with your chit-chat/ just show me where your dick's at." It makes you think, you know? Where is my dick?

singlegirlie said...

Another brilliant line, "The guys are lining up coz they know we got swagger, but we kick them to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger."

Ex-squeeze me? Has the girl ever SEEN Mick Jagger? Someone needs to adjust the prescription on her Jack Daniels goggles.

I do (sheepishly) admit that I kinda like that song. It's catchy.

And come on. Everything is Diddy's fault.

frigginloon said...

Ke$ha should be gagged and bagged and sent to Jersey Shore ASAP

Denny DelVecchio said...

A way with words, this vile banshee.

I'd probably do Mick Jagger, and I'm straight with a procession of lovebox out the door and around the corner.

singlegirlie said...

But to be fair, Denny, who would you not do? Very curious...

Denny DelVecchio said...

That Ke$ha dude.

womenarefrommars said...

But your love is her drug, Denny. Maybe that's why she always looks like ass. She's in a constant state of withdrawal.