tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post6568745275025893954..comments2023-04-05T06:18:13.448-06:00Comments on Your New Bad Habit: Advance #69: Denny Does New YorkDenny DelVecchiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18403580696894080205noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post-45592103900749467812011-03-04T17:04:44.429-07:002011-03-04T17:04:44.429-07:00i heard you made out with KAP.
what is this, see...i heard you made out with KAP. <br /><br />what is this, see how much you can stab me through the heart game?blunt deliveryhttp://bluntdelivery.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post-31491687630295971322011-03-04T16:37:29.241-07:002011-03-04T16:37:29.241-07:00Why the hell wasn't I invited?! This anonymity...Why the hell wasn't I invited?! This anonymity horseshit has its downsides :-(Dr. Cynicismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15685005782516868520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post-6485335579059071312011-03-04T14:24:05.478-07:002011-03-04T14:24:05.478-07:00Miss you all too, but not as much as Denny's w...Miss you all too, but not as much as Denny's well oiled love missle. <br /><br />Oh, wait - that's what's waiting behind the curtain, huh?Denny's Ex-Wifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post-37321323728093937522011-03-02T23:43:55.908-07:002011-03-02T23:43:55.908-07:00@Single: We need to perpetrate a long distance sex...@Single: We need to perpetrate a long distance sextape. You send me your scenes and I'll edit.<br /><br />@B: You had me at "You."<br /><br />@Good Nurse: Denny's all about class, love. That's what brought you here.<br /><br />@Mars: It was mathematically impossible. But I tried, as you'll notice the # of women outpaced the number of times I did it. (Don't try and work through it logically.)<br /><br />@Blunty: I'll take #5Denny DelVecchiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18403580696894080205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post-26739154042574608162011-03-02T12:27:24.618-07:002011-03-02T12:27:24.618-07:00denny.
1. where the hell was i?
2. oh yea, back ...denny.<br /><br />1. where the hell was i?<br /><br />2. oh yea, back in chicago where you were supposed to visit<br /><br />3. oh wait, you only live in like, the next state over so you could really visit here without any trouble. yet you don't. huh.<br /><br />4. me =offended and not willing to congratulate you on a good time.blunt deliveryhttp://bluntdelivery.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post-3925043476158437202011-03-02T02:24:55.320-07:002011-03-02T02:24:55.320-07:00"well oiled love missile" is a classy tu..."well oiled love missile" is a classy turn of phrasenursemyrahttp://nursemyra.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post-2503767730979936572011-03-01T23:46:27.387-07:002011-03-01T23:46:27.387-07:00You had me at $5,000.
Granted you lost me at Ost...You had me at $5,000. <br /><br />Granted you lost me at Oster air popper, but then you had me back again when you said the part about making sweet love. <br /><br />ps. I miss your ex-wife, too.bschooledhttp://justmakingconvo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post-48799407496643842512011-03-01T21:48:16.992-07:002011-03-01T21:48:16.992-07:00I want my sex tape.
P.S. Denny's ex-wife, yo...I want my sex tape.<br /><br /><br />P.S. Denny's ex-wife, you are missed.singlegirliehttp://singlegirlblogging.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post-24742095384189299652011-03-01T21:13:04.026-07:002011-03-01T21:13:04.026-07:00@Dumps: I still have your corsage. And I always w...@Dumps: I still have your corsage. And I always will.<br /><br />@Ex: You knew what the DelVecchian Love Tour and all of its otherworldly pleasures of the flesh meant when you said "I do" back in 2005. <br /><br />And you're not alone in the bathroom. Look behind the shower curtain.<br /><br />@Loon: And my pops is dating her. Isn't that a cold splash of Stetson cologne?Denny DelVecchiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18403580696894080205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post-4984174327677512242011-03-01T15:17:29.733-07:002011-03-01T15:17:29.733-07:00I smell a KAP....I smell a KAP....Love in the Dumpshttp://loveinthedumps.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post-29041385166815117502011-03-01T07:27:23.811-07:002011-03-01T07:27:23.811-07:00Nice touch adding a photo of our replacement table...Nice touch adding a photo of our replacement table center piece from our wedding to this post. <br /><br />I know you probably don't remember, but you walked into our reception at the VFW and handed out our center piece flowers to my bridesmaids all while saying, "Tonight, Red Roof Inn, room 321, two queen size beds, you, me, her, her, her, the bride's mom, the bride's cousin, the priest, some baby farm animals, a VHS tape of "Dirty Dancing", oh, and the bride." <br /><br />I ended up drinking that replacement center piece alone in the bathroom.Denny's Ex-Wifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6819274552211798091.post-62152795931448207792011-02-28T22:07:04.318-07:002011-02-28T22:07:04.318-07:00Denny, 16 minutes felt like 16 days. And it was en...Denny, 16 minutes felt like 16 days. And it was enough time to get me preggers. And they said it couldn't happen between two men - I knew the wig would fool you.Love in the Dumpshttp://loveinthedumps.comnoreply@blogger.com